@AndyJokedAgain @Fartin_VanBuren Hahaha thank you
3 months sober today :)
To celebrate, reply with link of yours or a friends funniest tweet. I'd like a good laugh. Leggo!
TWEET CALL!!! 🗣
I’m in indescribable pain & my doctor is a cute, forgetful dummy; therefore, to help pass the time… https://t.co/87pBSSuyGm
Him: it’s MY hoodie
Me: it’s OUR hoodie https://t.co/JmslNAs51y
My husband doesn’t believe that it’s bad for your hair to wash it everyday & that I’m fcking weird for skipping a d… https://t.co/ae31NFhdEX
@theguywitheyes @Fartin_VanBuren Thanks!
@SamSkoronski @Fartin_VanBuren I like it!
@DadtotheFuture2 @Fartin_VanBuren I like it
@theguywitheyes @Fartin_VanBuren https://t.co/wY812QJ7kV
@theguywitheyes @Fartin_VanBuren https://t.co/w3OWRmo2z0
@jakery @Fartin_VanBuren https://t.co/PTkNb7un6O
'Fighting w/fire usually leaves us w/ashes' ~A.VanBuren
Shifting from win/lose, #WhosRight & make life miserable (… https://t.co/j1QuCyS4ox
@AndyJokedAgain @kidnapped_jesus @Fartin_VanBuren https://t.co/5HUb94hhaI
Alright I’m tired of waiting around to hit 1500 followers so let’s do this now! Send me your best tweets about food… https://t.co/RSh5SUrm1j
Check out this awesome photo from Alex Aiono's San Francisco show last night! We can't wait for him to hit town thi… https://t.co/3AekfXLPnY
S u n k i s s e d . ☀️ https://t.co/qYK2OAlpAB
@jamdugg @Fartin_VanBuren *writing memoir*
Detective Jung: We never did capture Sigmund and bring him to justice.… https://t.co/hFhrZQTs2A
@BrownDogBlanket @ShootyDoody @Fartin_VanBuren Yesss!!! 🙏🙏🙏👍🍺
@NrouteHQ @ShootyDoody @Fartin_VanBuren Olodum!
@ShootyDoody @Fartin_VanBuren Enjoy your trip Ricki.
My dream is to be in Bahia Brazil for the music and the samba… https://t.co/g87SEsjEif
@jakery @Fartin_VanBuren Happy fathers day! *dad salutes with clicking tongs*
Thank you Mrs. Vanburen’s class for sharing your readers theatre with us! We loved watching your stories about Gree… https://t.co/ndVYEya78H
⚠️ Trap arms ready for a massive b2b set with @FLOSSTRADAMUS & @DJ4B in 4 weeks! #TRAPFESTAZ
Tickets ➙… https://t.co/NGJE9NcQDW
@loriduranxo lori, if you do a tweet call, you'll get a ton. See my timeline for examples
@pinkkynicorn Carolina, if you do a tweet call, you'll get a ton. See my timeline for examples
@luhmorgs morgo, if you do a tweet call, you'll get a ton. See my timeline for examples
@noticunt Noti, if you do a tweet call, you'll get a ton. See my timeline for examples
@JFrederick7 Jackie, if you do a tweet call, you'll get a ton. See my timeline for examples
@nagwalovee nagwa, if you do a tweet call, you'll get a ton. See my timeline for examples
@teneyuca_mariah Mariah, if you do a tweet call, you'll get a ton. See my timeline for examples
@NoTweetsJordan Jordan, if you do a tweet call, you'll get a ton. See my timeline for examples
@AfghanNextDoor Hoodie, if you do a tweet call, you'll get a ton. See my timeline for examples
@alyssaacantu Alyssa, if you do a tweet call, you'll get a ton. See my timeline for examples
@jakery It's because I wasn't following you, but I am now. Also retweeted your call.
This is Lilo. She has a rare form of immune cancer that developed after her recent TPLO surgery. Without treatment… https://t.co/s3ub9so6uW
@seraphicpetal @Fartin_VanBuren https://t.co/dWDlDJPPMa
Sam the eagle is my inspiration
@ObiWanPunobi @Fartin_VanBuren https://t.co/0qAY5od7Hj
@PatsATweetin @Fartin_VanBuren this movie was hell
@LittleMissAngr1 @Fartin_VanBuren https://t.co/0qAY5od7Hj
@Cycloptomese @Fartin_VanBuren @caitlincawleyy https://t.co/0qAY5od7Hj
@WolfGangOfFour @Fartin_VanBuren https://t.co/0qAY5od7Hj
@jakery @Fartin_VanBuren https://t.co/0qAY5od7Hj
@ShootyDoody @Fartin_VanBuren https://t.co/0qAY5od7Hj
I love a man that always wants to hug up on you and kiss you for no reason
Come join us for worship tomorrow morning at 10:30am!
The songs we'll be singing are
Only King Forever (Grand Fam… https://t.co/IK1q8VjFnV
@cocoabutterbf Reuel is clearly related to J Vanburen because they were both the loudest and both had the struggle… https://t.co/yqse3mKmyB
@ObiWanPunobi @Fartin_VanBuren Here is a pun tweet.
I'm on a long road trip on the way to vacation.
Tell me the places you've always wanted to go. (Pictures please)… https://t.co/qDEHrBUv8P
It's Father's Day tomorrow. In honor of fatherhood, and all of the sleep deprivation and body fat that… https://t.co/9pMtFn7sp9
In honor of #FathersDay Post your favorite #dadjokes, #puns, groaners and one liners.
Through ups and downs, twists and turns, highs and lows - you've been there.
25 years never felt so good! Here's… https://t.co/DdDS4wrxcK
Just ate chocolate covered bacon. Thank you Alaska
Lemme guess.....before I go past the Introductions, Top Rope Zeus GOTTA be the Male J. VanBuren of the Oven Baked… https://t.co/6HdpYFnO4o
This is so accurate 😂🤣🤣 https://t.co/9JzT8CgCGV
@jamdugg @Fartin_VanBuren In hindsight, my Freudian's Lip Balm was a bad idea. People don't want flavors like "dad… https://t.co/xKCKPSIzvU
@borderlinemom8 @Fartin_VanBuren Well, hope you like cats 😅
@borderlinemom8 @Fartin_VanBuren Congrats on 700!! 👍🍺
Here’s 9 month old Toph with her new 1 month old kitty Lucky… https://t.co/jdQIGO3J7y
If jobs with titles like "Verizon Sales Consultant" sound appealing to you, follow us to hear about these types of… https://t.co/wLDw8exk5E
We still didn’t forgot you Ms Vanburen lmao https://t.co/xyD7obd7EI
Si Mbappé ficha por el Real Madrid este verano, sortearé 1.000€ entre todos los que den RT. (No es coña)
ATTN DRUNK GAY PEOPLE:
Please reply with a photo of yourselves and your drunk gay friends partying.
Need a fabulo… https://t.co/7bPYS3qlot
@Fartin_VanBuren Sadly, I'm unable to DM you. I am doing a tweet call right now; it's pinned to my profile or I can send you the link.
@seraphicpetal @Fartin_VanBuren yay!
💃🏻Search Link Saturday🕺🏻
How would you like a search link that excludes replies in your bio?
I’ll make one for yo… https://t.co/y2kNHtybcG
So I hit 700 followers last night and I love y'all.
Give me all of your animal themed tweets! Bon… https://t.co/TrJh2UufPW
I literally just retweeted about people littering and this lady just threw trash on the floor in front of me 🥺🙃 kee… https://t.co/PxUyseAkGK
Happy birthday!!! Big 25 🥳@ColumbusCrewSC #crew96 https://t.co/x07iaDOc5C
@DadtotheFuture2 @kidnapped_jesus @Fartin_VanBuren Hahaha, thanks💚
@Cycloptomese @Fartin_VanBuren @caitlincawleyy https://t.co/1C8q0FEtOh
@LittleMissAngr1 @Fartin_VanBuren @JimmerThatisAll @mela_shea @poutinesmoothie Most grocery store freezers have gla… https://t.co/KmQbsE4zjm
@DadtotheFuture2 @Fartin_VanBuren @SaintFreckles87 Thank you! 💛
@NrouteHQ @kidnapped_jesus @Fartin_VanBuren Thanks!💚
@seraphicpetal @Fartin_VanBuren https://t.co/p0t5hscPhM
@kidnapped_jesus @Fartin_VanBuren @SaintFreckles87 https://t.co/FjTzxSr4rJ
@NrouteHQ @Fartin_VanBuren @SaintFreckles87 Thank you! 💛
@seraphicpetal @Fartin_VanBuren Thanks! Cheers all!! 👍🍺🍺🍺
@kidnapped_jesus @Fartin_VanBuren @SaintFreckles87 Thanks! Have a jizzy weekend everyone!! 👍🍺🍺
@AndyJokedAgain @kidnapped_jesus @Fartin_VanBuren Hahaha! Thank you Andy 💚
June 15, 1994 ➡️ June 15, 2019
25 years old today! 🖤💛🎂🎈
#Crew96 x #ForColumbus https://t.co/rJtZCyTZb5
when i see people throwing trash on the floor instead of in the trash can https://t.co/WIj7avuL21
@AndyJokedAgain @Fartin_VanBuren @SaintFreckles87 Yesss, thank you Andy! 💛
🌵TWEET CALL 🌵
Let's celebrate the weekend with my favorite topic - cum! Send me ALL your tweets that feature that… https://t.co/GuZdTrUyRU
@seraphicpetal @Fartin_VanBuren https://t.co/81cPhSaEPL :)
@seraphicpetal @Fartin_VanBuren My permanently pinned tweet:
@fencingwolves I think @sdakjohnandrews would take that as a compliment. #Vanburen boys
This is what cruising is like on VanBuren in Enid, OK every Father's Day weekend. You should check it out some tim… https://t.co/JWTE9sxqEC
@seraphicpetal @Fartin_VanBuren Thank you, Heather. Cheers.